"The Businessman Who Promised Millions"

There was once a businessman named Mr. Prosper who loved to make grand speeches.
At every meeting, he’d say, “Stick with me, and I’ll make you all rich by next month!”
People clapped, smiled, and believed him—some even canceled their own plans to follow his dream.
He’d post photos with big captions: “The money is coming soon. Just trust the process.”
Weeks turned into months, and months into excuses.
One day, someone asked, “Sir, where’s the money you promised?”
Mr. Prosper smiled confidently and said, “You see, true wealth is not in your pocket—it’s in your patience.”
The crowd went silent.
By the next meeting, only two people showed up—one for curiosity, the other for the free soda.
The moral?
A promise is like a loan of trust—if you don’t pay it back with action, it gains interest in disappointment.
It’s better to deliver small and real than promise big and disappear.
Because eventually, people stop believing in your words… and start laughing at your speeches.

"The Teacher Who Marked Her Own Homework!"

Once upon a time in the green hills of Kabalore, there lived a serious, no-nonsense secondary school teacher called Madam Katalina. She taught Biology and had a voice that could make even the cows stop chewing.

Now, in her S.4 class, there was a boy named Muzeeyi Junior, aged 16, who was known for three things:

He had a beard before the Headmaster.

He played football like Messi's lost twin.

And most importantly... he was dangerously handsome.
They even said when he smiled, the school goat gave birth prematurely.

One day during class, Madam Katalina was explaining reproduction:

"When a sperm meets an egg, fertilization occurs," she said, writing big words on the blackboard.

Muzeeyi raised his hand and asked,

“Madam, what happens if the sperm comes with feelings?”

Everyone laughed. Madam turned red. That evening, a rumor started flying faster than boda bodas on market day.

Weeks later, Madam Katalina showed up with a belly that was trying to escape her skirt. The students were shook.

“Madam, are you okay?”
She smiled mysteriously and said,

“Let’s just say... reproduction became a practical lesson.”

The village went wild. Pastor called emergency prayers. The Headmaster fainted twice.

Muzeeyi just whistled and said,

“Madam marked my test... and then I marked hers back.”

From that day, the villagers called him Dr. Muzeeyi, the youngest “gynecologist” in Kabalore. And Madam Katalina? She retired early and opened a maternity clinic... named “Homework Results”.

"Operation Busted Boo"

Meet Tanya. Tanya had the instincts of a cat, the sass of a drag queen, and the detective skills of someone who watches way too much CSI: Miami. One fine Sunday morning, she was sipping her iced coffee when she saw it. Her boyfriend, Raj, casually walking into the apartment complex across the street… the same building where his “oh-she’s-just-a-friend” crush, Neha, lived.

Tanya blinked once. Twice. Sipped her coffee like it was tea and she was British royalty about to spill some.

"Oh. So that's how we're playing today?" she whispered to no one.

She slapped on her shades, threw on an oversized hoodie, and activated Operation Busted Boo. She tiptoed across the street with the grace of a ninja and the fury of a woman scorned. She even hid behind a bush—next to a grandma watering plants who offered her a samosa. (Tanya took it. Spy work is hungry work.)

She watched the building door. Nothing.

Suddenly, DING! The elevator opened—and out came Raj… WITH a tub of ice cream, a pillow, and Neha in fuzzy unicorn slippers.

Tanya gasped. “Netflix AND chill ice cream? He betrayed me with dairy!”

Before she could burst out of the bush, Neha spotted her.

“Tanya? Why are you hiding in a shrub?”

Raj turned and screamed like he’d seen a ghost. “Babe?!”

“Don’t ‘babe’ me while you’re holding Neha’s Chunky Monkey!”

Turns out… Raj was just dropping off Neha's stuff because she had twisted her ankle at yoga. (She tried to do the "flying pigeon" and became a "falling flamingo".) The ice cream was a get-well gift.

Tanya, slightly embarrassed but still dramatic, stormed off... then turned back.

"Next time, you bring me Chunky Monkey too. Or you’re both getting ghosted."

Neha just blinked. “Can she still have the samosa back?”

Title: Love, Fists, and Family Feuds

In a small town where underground fighting was both a sport and a tradition, two warriors stood above the rest—Kai and Tasha. They weren’t just the best fighters in the ring; they were also hopelessly in love. Their chemistry was undeniable, both in battle and in romance. But there was one problem—their parents.

Kai’s father, Mr. Jiro, was a retired kickboxing champion who believed in discipline, honor, and never mixing love with combat. Tasha’s mother, Ms. Rosa, was a former street fighter who never backed down from anyone, especially not from someone telling her what to do. The moment their families found out about the relationship, war was declared—not in the ring, but at Sunday dinner tables.

“Love makes fighters weak!” Mr. Jiro barked at Kai. “You should be focusing on your championship, not on romance!”

“You're talking nonsense,” Ms. Rosa shot back during a not-so-civil family meeting. “A true fighter takes on every battle, including love! Unlike you, who retired early.”

That was enough to make Mr. Jiro want to put on his gloves again. Meanwhile, Kai and Tasha tried to play peacemakers, but things only got worse when both sets of parents showed up at the same underground fight, each rooting against their child’s lover.

In one dramatic showdown, Kai and Tasha were set to fight each other in a championship match. The audience was hyped, but no one was more invested than their parents, who sat on opposite sides of the arena, shouting conflicting advice.

“Hit him harder, Tasha! Don’t fall for his smile!”

“Dodge, Kai! And stop looking into her eyes!”

The fight was intense, not just because of their skills but because neither wanted to hurt the other. In the final round, they both threw a punch at the same time—only to stop inches from each other’s face. The crowd gasped.

Then, in a shocking twist, Kai grabbed Tasha’s hand, pulled her in, and kissed her right there in the ring. The audience went wild.

Their parents? Well, Mr. Jiro nearly fainted, and Ms. Rosa stood up, clapping like it was the best fight she’d ever seen. Eventually, after much grumbling, eye-rolling, and some betting over who would win future arguments, the parents accepted the inevitable.

Kai and Tasha didn’t just win the championship that night; they won the battle of love, proving that sometimes, the toughest fights aren’t in the ring but at the family dinner table.

Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it! 🐋

🤣 Why didn’t Noah go fishing on the ark?
Because he only had two worms! 🎣

😂 Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
Knee-high Miah (Nehemiah)! Or maybe Bildad the Shuhite (Shoe-height)! 👞

😆 Why did the Israelites wander in the desert for 40 years?
Because even back then, men wouldn’t ask for directions! 🗺️

🤣 Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson—he brought the house down! 💪🏽🏛️