I spent three weeks watering a plastic plant, thinking it was real. 🌱💦
Kept talking to it, encouraging it to grow—"You got this, buddy!" 😤
Even Googled "Why isn't my plant growing?" 🤔
Bought expensive fertilizer, gave it the best spot by the window. 🌞✨
One day, my cousin walks in, looks at me, and says, "You do know that’s fake, right?" 😳
Checked the pot... "Made in China - Artificial Decor" was written on the side. 🤦‍♂️
Three weeks of dedication, gone in a second.
Fooled. A fool at your service. 🤡