"The Teacher Who Marked Her Own Homework!"

Once upon a time in the green hills of Kabalore, there lived a serious, no-nonsense secondary school teacher called Madam Katalina. She taught Biology and had a voice that could make even the cows stop chewing.

Now, in her S.4 class, there was a boy named Muzeeyi Junior, aged 16, who was known for three things:

He had a beard before the Headmaster.

He played football like Messi's lost twin.

And most importantly... he was dangerously handsome.
They even said when he smiled, the school goat gave birth prematurely.

One day during class, Madam Katalina was explaining reproduction:

"When a sperm meets an egg, fertilization occurs," she said, writing big words on the blackboard.

Muzeeyi raised his hand and asked,

“Madam, what happens if the sperm comes with feelings?”

Everyone laughed. Madam turned red. That evening, a rumor started flying faster than boda bodas on market day.

Weeks later, Madam Katalina showed up with a belly that was trying to escape her skirt. The students were shook.

“Madam, are you okay?”
She smiled mysteriously and said,

“Let’s just say... reproduction became a practical lesson.”

The village went wild. Pastor called emergency prayers. The Headmaster fainted twice.

Muzeeyi just whistled and said,

“Madam marked my test... and then I marked hers back.”

From that day, the villagers called him Dr. Muzeeyi, the youngest “gynecologist” in Kabalore. And Madam Katalina? She retired early and opened a maternity clinic... named “Homework Results”.