Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it! 🐋

🤣 Why didn’t Noah go fishing on the ark?
Because he only had two worms! 🎣

😂 Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
Knee-high Miah (Nehemiah)! Or maybe Bildad the Shuhite (Shoe-height)! 👞

😆 Why did the Israelites wander in the desert for 40 years?
Because even back then, men wouldn’t ask for directions! 🗺️

🤣 Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson—he brought the house down! 💪🏽🏛️